Acceptance of Superintendent Candidates

	Percent of people ok with him
New Superintendent	Students	Teachers	Administrators	Other staff
A pile of sand (current)	21%	11%	94%	43%
A vacuum cleaner	79%	66%	35%	50%
Boris	91%	12%	38%	37%
Donald J. Trump	50%	50%	50%	50%

• Acceptance of Donald Trump would expectedly be split along partisan lines
• Boris would keep the students happy at the expense of most everyone else
• The vacuum cleaner would most likely be the one cleaning the mess left by the pile of sand

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