Florida man dresses up as school dictator, school hands over control

By Stephen, State Press Agency Moscow

A Florida high school student found himself in complete control of his school this morning. The senior, who wished to be called "Boris" walked into his school this morning dressed in an outfit resembling that of a dictator. Apparently fearing a violent takeover, the Board of Education capitulated entirely, voting unanimously to grant the student the title of "dictator" and absolute control over everything for as long as he sees fit.

In a statement to S.P.A.M, Boris said: I had no idea that when I walked in to this building dressed like this they'd give me these powers. Oh well, I have them now, so I'll take the school's problems and fix them up. I'll be here as long as that takes.

The Plan

A student at the school who wishes to remain anonymous has leaked a partial list of Boris's plan:

Herb could not be reached for comment.

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